Your favorite mtg flavor texts?
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As the thread title implies, this is the thread where we share our favorite mtg flavor texts. Will start the thread with Gerrard's Battle Cry.
I like the flavor because of the irony of it. Gerrard and the weatherlight crew were badly beaten by Greven Il-Vec. Pieces of the legacy that they had were taken as well.
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Ogre Resister and Reckless Cohort have always been up there for me.
He didn't have a word for "home," but he knew it was something to be defended.
"You have a family. Mine died at Sea Gate. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine."
He didn't have a word for "home," but he knew it was something to be defended.
"You have a family. Mine died at Sea Gate. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine."
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yeah, can't go wrong with that one. And that's a really big banana he wants to have.
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hmm, does the flavor text of reckless cohort mean he wants to reach the bodies of his family. Or maybe he's suicidal want to join them in the afterlife?Occo wrote: ↑4 years agoOgre Resister and Reckless Cohort have always been up there for me.
He didn't have a word for "home," but he knew it was something to be defended.
"You have a family. Mine died at Sea Gate. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine."
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I think it means he's sacrificing himself to give the other guy a chance. Sortof the latter, then.
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Reckless Cohort is a I'll meet my family in Valhalla kind of deal.
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For you youngsters out there I present the goblin song from Portal Second age.
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I remember those. Funny flavor texts about gobs. ^^
I remember those. Funny flavor texts about gobs. ^^
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"It is all in my grasp. Every petty dream, every grand scheme, every soul, every fear. It all flows through me and from me." —Memnarch (Fist of Suns)
"All memory of your existence will be wiped from reality. You will die, and no one will mourn." —Memnarch (Door to Nothingness)
"Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you." (Last Word)
Mirrodin has some of the most epic flavor texts.
"All memory of your existence will be wiped from reality. You will die, and no one will mourn." —Memnarch (Door to Nothingness)
"Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you." (Last Word)
Mirrodin has some of the most epic flavor texts.
One of my favorites...
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Krenko, Goblin Stampede
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