Primordial (This creature cannot enter without being cast, cannot be countered, cannot be sacrificed, nor can it gain or lose abilites.)

The Consumer — At the beginning each player's endstep, that player sacrifices half the nontoken permanents they controls, rounded up. If a permanent would be put into a graveyard this way, exile it instead.

Unfathomable — At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses X life, where X is equal to the number of cards in that player's exile.